I'm back. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. It hurt. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. about my site, and called me weird. Who'da thought it? What values, you say? That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Because in some world, the video game is real. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) We think. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. Too bad. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. I'm like the little engine that could. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. I feel special. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. In any case, she is clearly insane. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. Men, of course, had no complaints. HILARIOUS! I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food.
When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? 5000 hits! Wow. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. I'm leaving. OkayI admit it. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. This is just way too much of a change at once. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Did you understand that? Oh, well. I think. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Maybe I should just give up. My mom said that she didn't care. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. I've seen it.
What is the longest sentence in English literature? - Fun Trivia Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. *yawn* I'm back. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! And hotand smoky. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Pikachu! WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. ONly not really. I'm back. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. I just don't know. Not a member of Pastebin yet? My evil, EVIL sister. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. But it's all good. HA! These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Alrighty then. My dad. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. Okay. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Any miniute now. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Pastebin . When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. I hope I remember doing this. I pity them, I really do. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. You feel very, very honored. This sentence is the longest. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. That will be a wonderous day. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Okay. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. Fire is free. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store.
What's the Longest Word in the World? Here are 12 of Them - Mental Floss That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? Ooooooooooooo! I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. I think. That's right, folks. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Okay. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Waitaren't I already doing that? Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came.