Youve got a Hall of Fame arm, but youre pissing it away., Nuke LaLoosh: I aint pissing it away. Quick bat., 13. Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You hit white balls for batting practice. Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. : And hes throwing a brilliant game, the best of his career to that point. From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat. : Crash Davis 30 Years Later: 'Bull Durham' Swings for The Fences and Knocks it Out Annie, in the stands: Cmon, Crash. Relax, all right? That probably should have its own listing. Just relax. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Well, f this fing game. The setup: Annies trying to impart some of her baseball wisdom on Nuke. CRASH Hit me in the chest with this. We're dealing with a lot of s. Nuke: Crash? Goodnight. Technical Specs, [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference], [after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run], [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves]. He aint seen my heat. : It's a long season and you gotta trust it. Please? because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys where they Iive. 1. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. He's just your father, man - he's as full of shit as anybody. Crash Davis Relax. Dont think. Larry : Another new league record! When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Skip: Nah. And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. [Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]. Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball! : Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. Annie. What else is there? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: No. Its great. Ump: Youre outta here!Why its the best: I know, I know. What do I got to do? MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. You've been around. That's the secret. Nuke LaLoosh: I love winning, man! How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous? Crash Davis, 27. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. Soundtrack Saturday Rewind: "Bull Durham". Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic., Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Crash Davis How'd we ever win eight? I got him! : And that last line, about being the guy with the Porsche? If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Lyrics by Michel Vaucaire. Larry, the pitching coach, jogs out to see whats happening. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. Hey. Bring it. Don't look. Clubhouse reporter Company Credits : Ryan Fagan, the national MLB writer for The Sporting News, has been a Baseball Hall of Fame voter since 2016. Your hayseed. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Its our game. Love Ain't No Triple Play (Bennie Wallace / Dr. John With Bonnie Raitt. EBBY I ain't hitting a man first. I'm too old for this shit. hit em where they ain't bull durham. : You got a gift. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Larry move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. That about right? I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Thats the point. 300 and his team won three straight pennants from 1894 to 1896. 'Bull Durham': Ranking the 37 best quotes from the classic baseball moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. : Susan Sarandon was quoting Willie Keeler - The Washington Post Fear and ignorance. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. The setup: Annies at the bar, talking with Max Patkin, the clown prince of baseball. If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Here are some 'Bull Durham' quotes to inspire you. Each strikes up a romance with Annie (Susan Sarandon), the team's \"mascot\" who takes it upon herself to sleep with a new player every season. 15 Major Facts About Bull Durham - Mental Floss Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral. But theyve been winning a long time, and Annies getting lonely. 37. Winston-Salem. Announce my presence with authority. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. Bull Durham (1988) - Goofs - IMDb Youve got it. [pauses] : You don't know shit, all right? And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. Boy, I once worked there. Crash Davis Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. What you need is a curveball., 11. And That Ain't Bull - Great Basin College You know you never handle your luggage in the show? : I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. (LaLoosh throws and misses well right, breaking the window in the door) Annie: You think Dwight Gooden leaves his socks on?Why its the best: Everybody wanted to pitch like Dwight Gooden in those days. Joe Reardon ( yada yada yada ) Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cm. Crash: What? Had a gun on him tonight. Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPTION:Manager Joe Riggins (Trey Wilson) gives the players a piece of his mind about their losing record.FILM DESCRIPTION:A blend of comedy, drama and romance, Bull Durham follows the intertwining of three lives brought together by the great American pastime. Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Go get 'em, boys! Crash Davis Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat. Huh? Crash Davis After reading these 'Bull Durham' quotes, do check out our '80s movie quotes and 'Waterboy' quotes. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. In 1898, James B. Duke purchased the company and renamed it the American Tobacco Company. Cmon, rook. The Lion Guard (2016) - S02E17 The Scorpion's Sting, The Lion Guard (2016) - S01E01 The Rise of Makuu. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. What else is there? Crash Davis Guy gets a free steak. Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? Go get 'em. Crash Davis: Last chance. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth and I tattooed it over the Michelin tire sign and beat you, 4-3. Your place or mine? He did know. Write this down. The records 246. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. [to himself] Skip Riggins: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. Yes you did. This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. : The setup: Nuke comes to the pool hall to tell Crash great news hes been called up to the majors! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Bull Durham animated GIFs to your conversations. I mean, its all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves] Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one. Swear to God. Annie Savoy Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Nuke: Got to play thats pretty boring, you know? Crash: He still hasnt touched the plate! Listen, sweetheart. You dont want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.. The setup: Nuke and the team are on a winning streak, and Nuke attributes this to Annies idea rechanneling his sexual energy onto the field. [exasperated] Good. Instead, Annie has power over herself; she chooses to get into a relationship and lend a helping hand to a rookie. We take from each others hearts and courage, and its through our individual experiences that we learn how to rise above our challenges and pain. In addition, he hit the sportswriters, the public-address announcer, the bull mascottwicealso new league records. This does not influence our choices. Youre going to have to study them. Annie: What do you believe in, then? It's our game, the American game. Crash Davis Sears sucks, Crash. Crash Davis Annie: No, honey, I said Nuke. Larry: What the hell was that? Crash thinks he makes the play, but the ump disagrees. Why the hell am I back in A ball? Over the years, the brand often changed ownership yet continued to be one of the most successful tobacco brands. You're gonna have to learn your clichs. Throw it. You're gonna' show up my pitcher after I gave you a giftRUN DUMBY!, 25. Annie wants Crash to know shes done a little research on him (which was tougher in those pre-internet days). | And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.Why its the best: This lines my favorite from Annie's opening voiceover. "Venom (Music From The Motion Picture)" lyrics - AZLyrics.com Charlie, here comes the deuce. She says she wants him, but Crash isnt interested in the moment, leading to this great line from Annie: OK, well. Weve got to play them one day at a time. Huh? Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Thanks. Crash: You dont want a player. Crash Davis Youre going to have to know them. Cmon, rook. C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit! Ballparks are like cathedrals. Oh, where are you going? In so many ways, Quote Ambition is a platform that allows people from all over the world to gain the inspiration they need anytime, anywhere! Skip: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day! Well he hasn't seen my heat! Crash: Of course its boring. So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? My interviews? Even Nuke and his five-cent head understood that. Willie Keeler Quotes | Baseball Almanac : Crash Davis Nuke: You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right? Good! Someone else carries your bags. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Jesus, get out of the box, you idiot! : Larry? Youre going to have to study them. What you need is a curveball.Why its the best: Curveball > Quadraphonic Blaupunkt. This is a simple game. Lollygaggers! He's behind home plate - don't look. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh It's how you play the game. You hit white balls for batting practice. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Annie Savoy Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. The Braves' Appalachian League affiliate at the time was the Pulaski (Va.) Braves. Anyway, this was an incredibly difficult labor of love. Ive tried em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball. Annie Savoy, 9. It's arrogance not 'ignorance.'. 1. I held it like an egg. The setup: Another team bus incident. We yada yadad the best part. CRASH PULLS A BASEBALL from his jacket pocket, tosses it to Ebby. Nuke: Im just Nuke: Whys he always calling me Meat? Sets the stage for the next couple ofhours. After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Guy gets a free steak! You know what that makes you? Now come inside and Ill buy you a drink.Why its the best: Another line Ive borrowed many times over the years. Dad was echoing the words of Wee Willie Keeler, the smallest man in the history of baseball. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. But couldnt leave out the scene, yknow? Nuke: One day at a time Who's he plays for?. This is utterly fucking hopeless. Instead, it gives us a taste of all the aspects of baseball, from the training, the struggles, the conflicts, and even the groupies! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious .., 10. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Bull Durham Soundtrack (1988) Annie: You most certainly did. Crash: You got a gift. Relax. Have you heard of Walt Whitman? The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! Skip: You guys. Crash Davis These are the ground rules. 7. (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. : But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. Unrequited Love Story: 'Bull Durham' at 30 - The Ringer Don't try to strike everybody out. Crash Davis Crash Davis Crash Davis played by Kevin Costner and Ebby Calvin Laloosh can be seen as a coach and player in that context. Write it down. However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. Hope I can help the ball club. You throw that weak-a s again. Besides that, theyre fascist. You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club., 23. And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. YARN | Hit 'em where they ain't! | Bull Durham (1988) | Video clips by Nuke: Good Lord willing Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when you're getting beat. Willie Keeler Quotes. The setup: Annie and Millie are sitting in their game-day spot. : And, yeah, he has way too many junk wax baseball cards. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. And it could be argued that Durham was as central to the plot as Crash Davis, Nuke Laloosh and Annie Savoy. : Shelton credits Hollywood studios at the time for being more freewheeling and less concerned about the overseas market, where baseball in particular doesn't sell. Larry When I first saw the movie, I figured this was an exaggeration. Annie: Hes kinda cute. I'd kill you! Damn, Crash, nice to see you. You mean Nuke. Think about that for a while. Annie tells him to take them off, but he doesnt want to. 1. You lollygag your way down to first. Crash, to the pitcher: Throw that s again, meat. And when you speak of me, speak well. The story belongs to Annie as much as it does to Crash and Nuke. Is that it? Whats our record, Larry?, Skip Riggins: Eight and sixteen. EBBY I'd kill ya. Hit 'em Where They Ain't. When asked what made him such a great hitter, Baseball Hall of Famer Wee Willie Keeler was quoted as saying that he kept his eye on the ball and "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Good night. You catch the ball. Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didnt he? I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." Source: Baseball's Greatest Quotations (Paul Dickson, 1991) "Learn what pitch you can hit good; then wait for that pitch." Source: National Baseball Hall of Fame (website) "He ( Willie Keeler) may have been small in size but he was huge with the bat." - Ted Williams. You hit the ball. Someone else carries your bags. 'Course it's boring, that's the point. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while. Nuke LaLoosh, 10. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Our Craig Monroe demonstrates the proper approach at the plate with a runner at third and fewer than two outs. I think most BrandSource members could probably learn not one, but two lessons from old Wee Willie when it comes to running their . Annie, voiceover: Ive tried them all, I really have. Thats not bad. From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. I told him. Crash: And he scrambled that son of a b. And thats OK. Just means Ill have to keep watching them for yearsto make up my mind. I mean. 2 thumbs up from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert for the baseball comedy Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. Where are you going? Strikeouts are boring! : F me. (walks out, then back in) Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Besides, uh, I dont believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? : We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. The design became the most famous trademark in the world. The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie.