You're an Asgardian. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. You're going to bed.. 374 guests Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. I have an ally! Right! That's too easy. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Parley Stories - Wattpad Seriously? You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Okay. Alone. Or maybe Clint kisses him. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. An angry voice cried out. Please consider turning it on! Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own Clint totally called it. She lets him. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Requests open again! It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. #marvel Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Tony and Clint share a look. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Abe was next. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. "How?" Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. "DUDE!" Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. You learn stuff about each other.. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Damn. And no.. Was it Bucky Barnes? Heh. Pete, that means youre up! He didn't want to think about it. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. MJ We have, Clint says. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Really?. It's fucking beautiful. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Good night, everyone.. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? #tomhollandspeterparker. I'm training her." Tony Stark/ Iron Man. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. You can't do that!" Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Nice. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Or out of the bedroom. #infinity MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Pepper would know what to do. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. and "Oh! Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Nah, you heard Steve. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. He won't be bothered by it. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Said Sam. Shut up, this is the last one. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. "Peter!" I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Steve said. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. 3. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Like any of them would. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. "I'll explain later" Peter said. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own Thank you all so much for 19K reads! Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. Mmm. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Right! Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Thanks, he says again. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Classified information. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. I'd like there to be not running, please. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. It's blueberry, his favorite. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Oh, he says. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Steve sighs. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. #pepperpotts He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. We should fight all the time.. I hope you're kidding. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. I've been good! Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. The elevator dinged. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. "Hell yeah. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. I know, Clint. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. It's a skill. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Don't ask.. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Demi, is that a bad thing?. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Clint groans. That was one time and I was drunk! Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Bucky wolf whistled. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Possibly from Clint. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. A lot. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it.